05/08/2016
Gay sportswatchers have responded with some glee at the misfortunes of notoriously homophobic boxer Tyson Fury, who – according to the Daily Mirror – is facing an investigation for using an illegal substance called Nandrolone. Traces of the barred substance were found in a doping test earlier this year, and the National Anti-Doping bodies for the sport are investigating. Fury, who is known for his eccentric views on homosexuality, believes that a Gay Rights Act passed in 1977 legalised sex with children, and that gay people in society means that Jesus of Nazareth will soon walk the earth. For the record, the Gay Rights Act of 1977 exists only in Fury’s head. Fury remained defiant on his twitter feed, however, threatening litigation against the National Anti Doping Board.